Head Coach

The person who taught your girlfriend how to give a Blow Job.

This is usually one of her friends in high school or college, using a banana as the test subject.

Whoever it was, you should thank them.

My girlfriend went to her her high school reunion, and her Head Coach was there!

by TheFlashSimiValley November 3, 2024

bate coach

A person giving masturbating(bating) instructions to another person.

Your bate coach gave you an awesome orgasm last night.

by Bator69 December 1, 2024

oral coaching

Coaching someone while they are giving you head

An example of oral coaching would be like

"Oh baby your doing so good, just like that
Don't slow down"

by Oandeum December 9, 2024

poop coach

(noun)-An individual who provides advice and support for someone who has to urgently take a massive shit with the intention of helping them to not take a massive and steamy dump in their pants. Truly one of the most heroic actions one could take.

Heather: John, drive faster, I really need to poop, I might not make it!

John: It's okay, I'll be your poop coach. What you need to do is pucker as hard as you can, remember to breathe, and visualize clogged pipes, corked bottles, and blocked holes.

Heather: Thank you John, you're the sweetest husband ever.

by The Golden Swordfish January 16, 2025

Voice coach

A professional who specialises in expert oral services.

Their techniques improve diction, articulation and public performance, typically for Prime Ministers.

Keith spent Christmas Eve with his voice coach, doing special warm up exercises.

by bobstoaster February 3, 2025

Cleveland clacker

Two dudes just bumpin their balls together.

We performed the Cleveland clacker last week at work.

by Drift shits March 29, 2025

Cleveland clacker

When 2 guys clack their balls together.

2 guy got together and performed the cleveland clacker.

by Drift shits March 29, 2025