happy-batter

Term for male cum used by Jeph Jacques. See also euphoria fluid.

We use condoms. She's not dripping my happy-batter everywhere we go.

by [e-mail] October 23, 2010

Way Better than Rebecca Black

A go-to phrase for youtube comment boards used to offer consolation to youtube video content (usually a song) that, while otherwise relatively sub-par, is nevertheless far more accomplished and/or enjoyable than Rebecca Black's "Friday."

Youtube comment: Yo idk how this vid is kickin' on the front page when it should be chillin' on the back page, but it's still way better than Rebecca Black.

by Magzillas May 12, 2011

derf batter

The act of 2 buck naked men in a horny frenzy come together taint to taint and mash them together until the sweat mixes with ass juice forming a burnt buttery looking substance that smells of Axe body spray, Ball sweat and Shit!

By the smell of him, I'd swear he was out making Derf Batter last night!

by Krumpet Puncher October 16, 2015

for better or worse

If you say that something has happened or been done for better or worse, you mean that you are not sure whether the consequences will be good or bad, but they will have to be accepted because the action cannot be changed.

I married you for better or worse, knowing all about these problems.

by V191 May 31, 2017

Car battery

Car battery is where two dudes called christopher and greg get electronically charged and have anal sexual intercourse and set fire with there chargers

Greg and christopher getting on a car battery

by no problem bruh August 24, 2017

Deserved better

Jack Pearson

Jack Pearson deserved better than that crockpot.

by iheartbenry May 7, 2018

Boo Batter

When you get so turned on at the sight of her wearing her slutty Halloween costume you bend bend her over on the spot and rail it till you bust your man batter.

Rachel walked out in her slutty nurse costume. We never made it trick or treating cause I hiked up that skirt and pumped her full of boo batter.

by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020