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An individual, often a disgruntled birther, who, under the impression that nothing good for America is allowed to happen while Barack Obama is President of the United States, believes either one of two things regarding the death of Osama Bin Laden:
a) He is not actually dead.
b) He was killed a long time and was kept on ice should the administration ever need a political distraction.
a) He is not actually dead.
b) He was killed a long time and was kept on ice should the administration ever need a political distraction.
by magzillas May 31, 2011
Get the Deather mug.A phrase used to sarcastically indicate that something which is presumed or hoped for is, in fact, not true.
Typically used in discussions to either insult someone, or to refute an assertion by emphasizing why that assertion is inaccurate.
Typically used in discussions to either insult someone, or to refute an assertion by emphasizing why that assertion is inaccurate.
(As an insult)
*Bill finishes 34th in a marathon*
Dick - Hey Bill, nice job winning first place. Oh, wait.
(As a rebuttal)
Bill - The United States is in a strong state of financial security.
Dick - Yes. Good thing our national debt isn't somewhere around $14 trillion. Oh, wait.
*Bill finishes 34th in a marathon*
Dick - Hey Bill, nice job winning first place. Oh, wait.
(As a rebuttal)
Bill - The United States is in a strong state of financial security.
Dick - Yes. Good thing our national debt isn't somewhere around $14 trillion. Oh, wait.
by magzillas July 8, 2011
Get the Oh, wait mug.A phrase used to describe a situation in which a person gives something away to a friend, only to forcibly take it back by any means necessary a short while later.
Named after Jay Leno, who convinced NBC to "buy out" Conan O'brien, who took over hosting "The Tonight Show" after Leno "quit," so that Leno could have his old job back.
Named after Jay Leno, who convinced NBC to "buy out" Conan O'brien, who took over hosting "The Tonight Show" after Leno "quit," so that Leno could have his old job back.
Jim - "Dude, remember that computer I gave you?"
Bob - "Yea, works great. Thanks!"
Jim - "Right...well, the new computer I got broke down. I'm taking my old one back"
Bob - "That's messed up, fool. All you did was lend it like Leno!"
Bob - "Yea, works great. Thanks!"
Jim - "Right...well, the new computer I got broke down. I'm taking my old one back"
Bob - "That's messed up, fool. All you did was lend it like Leno!"
by magzillas January 24, 2010
Get the Lend it like Leno mug.A look of extreme disapproval conveyed to someone who is in the process of apologizing for a certain action. Typically seen in instances where the camera should be focused on the one giving the apology, but inexplicably includes an unrelated, disapproving person in the shot.
Named after Willie Geist, whose stern look of disapproval was, for whatever reason, included in the shot of Mark Halperin apologizing for calling Barack Obama a dick on MSNBC (later satirized by The Daily Show)
Named after Willie Geist, whose stern look of disapproval was, for whatever reason, included in the shot of Mark Halperin apologizing for calling Barack Obama a dick on MSNBC (later satirized by The Daily Show)
by magzillas July 2, 2011
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1. A hastily or sloppily drawn diagram or schematic, often drawn with brightly colored crayons, that attempts to explain or outline a sophisticated concept. Often seen as a result of small children attempting to explain some implausible device or plan, or as a result of adults who are in a hurry.
2. A letter or card whose message is written in crayon. Often the result of the writer's inability or disinterest in finding a pen or a pencil.
1. A hastily or sloppily drawn diagram or schematic, often drawn with brightly colored crayons, that attempts to explain or outline a sophisticated concept. Often seen as a result of small children attempting to explain some implausible device or plan, or as a result of adults who are in a hurry.
2. A letter or card whose message is written in crayon. Often the result of the writer's inability or disinterest in finding a pen or a pencil.
1. Junior made a crayolagram for his school project.
2. "Hey, I got your crayolagram. I liked the...bright colors."
2. "Hey, I got your crayolagram. I liked the...bright colors."
by magzillas January 21, 2010
Get the Crayolagram mug.A go-to phrase for youtube comment boards used to offer consolation to youtube video content (usually a song) that, while otherwise relatively sub-par, is nevertheless far more accomplished and/or enjoyable than Rebecca Black's "Friday."
Youtube comment: Yo idk how this vid is kickin' on the front page when it should be chillin' on the back page, but it's still way better than Rebecca Black.
by Magzillas May 12, 2011
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Eggs is implied to mean future children.
Eggs is implied to mean future children.
by Magzillas January 28, 2010
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