Brandon

A mis-shapen slob who lives in my guest house and enjoys Justin Beiber while wearing womens panties. He also offers blow jobs for beer money.

During th OJ trial that Kato Kalin sure was a "Brandon".

by el colon June 18, 2010

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Brandon Flowers

The biggest tool in the world, and main vocalist of The Killers. Seriously. This man(?) has single-handedly mutilated the art of music and then called bands like The Bravery "posers" and claiming that people such as Kurt Cobain "took the fun out of rock and roll." Therefore, I nominate Brandon "the murderer" Flowers for biggest douche in the universe.

"Brandon Flowers is a little girl with a beard..."

~Sam Endicott, lead vocalist of The Bravery

by Ninjarachnid February 7, 2010

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Brandonism

Loves pregnant women and impress them by running away from them

Gill pulled brandonism on his pregnant wife.

by Steve job's August 30, 2018

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Brandon Loftis

Brandon- The English Derivative of the French name "Brendan" meaning famous and well liked

Loftis- The man who will take over the World

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Brandon Loftis- The english man who will one day take over the world!

Guy 1: DUDE! That guy looks just like the Brandon Loftis in the movie!

Guy 2: Really? I thought He died in that movie...

Guy 1: Yeah, but so what? He could still be real..

by Jacobthewolfslayer April 24, 2009

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