bollocksy

like bollocks but better...something that is bad

like if you want to but something but your not allowed...that is bollocksy

by PaGaNpYrO August 17, 2007

balloonophile

one who molests balloons.

dude, stop being a balloonophile!

by stephahoee July 6, 2008

popping my balloon

When scratching or poking at an anus, the protruding object releases held in gas.

When getting my prostate exam the doctor came close to popping my balloon

by mdiesel2010 January 2, 2010

hot cum balloon

The bubble that forms around the top of a cup after a guy has ejaculated his semen into the cup and then put the cup into the microwave for a minute or so. The guy usually then takes the cup out of the microwave and pops the bubble with his erect penis which causes a blast of warm air to be shot into his genital region.

After having sex with the snowman I made, I decided to make a hot cum balloon with some semen I had stored in the fridge so I could pop the bubble with my erect penis and thaw out my frosty shaft.

by cantbetheking November 7, 2013

bollock ache

the aching sensation in the lower stomach after being hit in the bollocks, even a light flick can cause this.

my balls have stopped hurting, but i got bollock ache now!

by steve the all knowing June 11, 2006

bollocksoneer

An utterly contemptible person. Derived from bollocks, the British slang term for testicles.

"Hey, watch the reactor control handle...argh....bollocksoneer!"

"His testicle elephantiasis was so bad, we nicknamed him 'bollocksoneer' for good time's sake."

by SomeoneAmazing March 8, 2007

Bollock Fish

A slang term for sperm.

My mate left bollock fish all over his laptop keyboard after watching too many ladies in a state of undress!

by JulesB(A-Town) January 6, 2012