boned

1. An undesirable situation in which no solution is viable.
2. The state or quality of being post coitus.

Upon discovering the hooker John had just boned had both the clap, herpes and was his wife's long lost sister, he proclaimed "I'm boned!".

by xtreemchikin July 2, 2008

GOING DOWN SOUTH OF THE BORDER

MEANING- THE ACT OF GOING DOWN AND EATING OUT HE/SHE PUSSY OR SUCKING DICK

"GOING DOWN SOUTH OF THE BORDER"
MICHAEL-i ask someone to go south of hte border on me "they laughed in my face

by DANYELLE KING October 18, 2008

Boede

The most gorgeous male being ever. He is super majestic.

I want Boede to father my children...

by MirfandaSings June 29, 2016

boredumb

When you get so bored, you turn stupid.

Uh, I'm so bored, I forgot my real name...

by ix December 22, 2004

boned up

To beocme ready and excited for something, to prepare for it. The literal meaning is to get a hard on, or erection which is a preperatory step for copulation.

figurative example- "Anton, are you all boned up for the three hour swim set?"

literal example- "She was disappointed that he couldn't get boned up, however hard he tried."

by uclabeachguy January 22, 2010

Boredeo

Pejorative nickname for the town of Rodeo, Contra Costa County, California. Probably best known for being hometown to Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day. Obviously derived from the fact that it is a very boring suburb, where there isn't much to do other than fuck, smoke weed, and do meth.

"She's hella tight dude...."

"Yeah, but she's from Boredeo."

"Weak!"

by Danny Delinquent March 3, 2004

boreddykes

a website, not unlike cupchicks, where girls shit on each other and eat it

cupchicks sequal, just as bad, why is boreddykes so gross?

by nastyshit6996 January 1, 2008