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fucking monkeys in a fucking barrel 

when your angry and need something random to say.
fucking monkeys in a fucking barrel! where's my phone?

Christ On A Fucking Bloody Cross

An expletive used to gain the immediate attention of all Christians within earshot. It also works on non-Christians but usually gets a more humerous response. If children are present just drop "fucking" from the phrase.
"Christ on a fucking bloody cross! You can hear those Christians tapping their tambourines all the way over here!"

"Did you fuck that up again, Mr Christian? Christ on a fucking bloody cross!"

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl 

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.
"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

being a fucking idiot

Filling the site with useless bullshit like giving yourself an ego trip by writing cringe worthy 'love' texts about yourself or defining words that would be in a dictionary.

Don't fucking do it. It ruins the random feature by showing 100s of names of useless brats that need to write shit about themselves to feel good.
Guy A: what's with all of these retards filling in their names on this site?
Guy B: it's because they're being a fucking idiot and ruining the site.

son-of-a-fuckin-bitch 

everything in the world has gone wrong
Son-of-a-fuckin-bitch! Everything in the world just went wrong!