"I heard the bed squeaking loudly all night! what were you doing Anna!?
"...Me and Jack had sex last night"
"GO TO YOUR ROOM, YOUR GROUNDED!!!"
"...Me and Jack had sex last night"
"GO TO YOUR ROOM, YOUR GROUNDED!!!"
by Official_Seraphine September 16, 2023

by bigtittygothmilf_ April 6, 2021

You know what it is you pathetic 12 year old thinking it’s funny to look up sex. Go do your spelling homework you dumb little child.
Retarded 12 year old: Heh heh lets look up sex’s definition I bet that be funny
Retarded 12 year old’s just as retarded friend: Yeah it would be funny
Retarded 12 year old’s just as retarded friend: Yeah it would be funny
by ASDFFDSA12344321 May 3, 2021

"Hey sugar pie! You want to come over to my Place after School and have some Plex N Sex?"
"Well… Hell yeah baby!"
"Well… Hell yeah baby!"
by H3ntaipet December 7, 2018

by UR HORNY April 17, 2021

I went into labour just after midnight on the 29th June, after a particularly good oxytocin-inducing(Sex) session with Rose
by icemix September 24, 2021

- I had sex with that girl Alex oller and she makes the worst moose sex face
- I was about to nut until I seen that moose sex face
- I was about to nut until I seen that moose sex face
by the bandit75 May 17, 2014
