Push a pearl out that squirrel

The act of female masturbation. Coaxing a sweet gem from the depths of one's hairy nut lover.

Time to light some candles, put on Sarah McLachlan's Surfacing and push a pearl out that squirrel.

by Sexducator August 8, 2012

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must be out getting a taco

An expression to be used when you are unable to locate a person who you could have sworn was just there or should be in a location where he/she is not currently.

NOTE: Ideal usage should only be employed by those who are cognizant of Bob Griese and his off-hand, and not to mention off-color, remark regarding a Columbian (although Mr. Griese assumed he was Mexican in light of his statement) NASCAR racer who fell from the top five ranking.

"Hey, where the hell did Mark go? He was just here a second ago, wasn't he?"

"Yeah, I thought I just saw him."

"Huh...must be out getting a taco."

by vidzak October 25, 2009

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get out my box

1. When talking in a messenger pm box with someone annoying, on a chat client such as YIM, AIM or MSN, it's used to say "Stop Pming me" or "Fuck off" to the person you're talking to.

"Get out my box! before I put ur ass on iggy!"

by gRuVeKiTtY September 4, 2005

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Take the bread out of the oven

A phrase used in the kitchen when you need to excuse yourself to go number two.

Cook: "Hey Chef, I need to run downstairs and take the bread out of the oven!"

Chef: "What the hell? We don't have an oven downst... ooooooh. Light a match when you're done."

by bblack1220 October 29, 2009

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Making out with Tom Selleck

Giving oral sex to a woman that has excessive stubble on her vagina.

I went down on Cindy last night and her pussy was so stubbly that it was like making out with Tom Selleck!

by The Canadian Madman October 2, 2009

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In one eye and out the other

Something visually boring - to the point of your eyes losing focus - that numbs your brain.

A sermon from dad elicits the "in one ear and out the other" response while a friend's boring home movie gets an "in one eye and out the other" reaction.

by beansforbreakfast January 15, 2020

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