Snooker Yourself

The act of sitting down on your own balls.

Oooh, Kyren won't be happy as he sits down in his chair—you don't want to snooker yourself, do you Dennis?

by Outis Katagelastos May 5, 2024

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Jinxed Yourself

tread carefully as you might just get jinxed, but you've already made it this far, so step into my lair and see what the darkness holds.

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by jinxedyourself May 18, 2024

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distract yourself

To frig yourself off

Don't go in the room while he/she/they're distracting himself/herself/themselves my goodness!

You look stressed!.... Perhaps you need to distract yourself

by Burmbly May 26, 2024

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Fuck yourself

When someone says this, it’s supposed to be an insult. This insult relates to *ACTUALLY* fucking yourself, and therefor used to call people out for self-cest when in an argument.

Person 1: Go fuck yourself!
Person 2: Fuck me yourself, coward!
Person 1: Ew no you’re ugly.

by Cassidythecashsmash June 10, 2024

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plug yourself in

The act of placing your penis in your own asshole (fucking yourself). Office friendly way to say, "go fuck yourself!"

Travis, Bill, Aaron and Brad were being total asshats today at work, so I told each one to "plug yourself in!"

by SuperPower1 November 1, 2024

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Kill yourself

What you should done/should've done/doing/trying for your entire life.

You should kill yourself

by Professional Etymologist November 26, 2024

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Fuck yourself in the face

Hahahahaha! I mean, you see how it's the best thing to say there, right?

Hym "Fuck yourself in the face! Classic me. Right up in that face. Heheheheh... Welp... Anyways... Kids are shit. Every time they die an angel gets an erection. If I control those biblically accurate angel drone, my plan to become God worked and I've effectively created a sort of future-self grandfather paradox where I am literally the Christian/Jewish God you worship. I am the flood that consumes the world. I am the fire and the fury that razes Sodom and Gomorrah. If my brain isn't infected and I'm instead becoming an immortal nanobot vampire... Dope. That's dope. We're going to have a lot of fun.... Yeah..."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

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