Gun Water

The free tap water that is dispensed from the beverage gun located behind a bar.

First recorded use: New Orleans, December 2011.

Dude: Can i get two gun waters.
Loser Bartender: Two what?
Dude: Gun waters, you know, the water that comes out of that gun.
Loser Bartender: Sorry, all we have are these $8 bottled waters.
Dude: That's bullshit.

by rondubbs May 31, 2012

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Water the flowers

To masturbate or to jerk off.

He is going to water the flowers before his parents arrive.

by MC Katze May 2, 2018

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Treading waters

Is before becoming out of control , one step from becoming a habitual line crosser

Bitch you're treading waters right now...step back.

by Carabear77 March 29, 2015

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Hot Water

A term used for pissing warmly and moist on anybody or anything.

Dude I gave my girlfriend a hot water and she smelled like piss for a week.

by christiandefinitions February 9, 2019

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Water Cougar

A name given to the species of cougar that treads small pools of water, preferably chlorinated indoor pools.

The Water Cougar preys on fully developed, but somewhat less matured species of homosapien and is usually spotted doing a(n)erobic exercises in an attempt to lure in their highly vigilant and fully aware "prey".

Their attempts are most always futile although no record has been taken as to whether anyone has fallen into their traps.

Athlete: "I think I sprained my ankle the other day, now I have to go do a low impact workout in the water."

Cautious Athlete: "Oh man, you best be on the watch for those Water Cougars, they feed on your very looks."

Athlete: "thanks for the heads up"

by Snuffalumpagus December 18, 2009

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