watch survivor

(n.) a term of code for when a person absences themselves from their spouse/partner for a night to engage in sexual intercourse (usually anal) with a previous partner(s)

Natasha: Hi Dean, don't wait up for me. I'm going to Sam's house to watch survivor.

by Vlad281 June 24, 2016

A watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf

When waiting for a reaction or action from an adversary (the wolf) it feels like it takes forever.

- ”have you received the legal claim that we’re expecting yet?”

- ”no, I’m sorry takes forever”
- ”yeah, a watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf”

by [Exh0] May 30, 2025

Snatch-Watch

To be on 'snatch-watch' is to assume or be assigned the responsibility of notifying a friend that her vagina is showing because her dress (which she knew was risky, pre-going out) has risen up.

A girl emerges from a cab. A second turns her legs to step out. The first girl alerts the second of her exposed lady parts. Sometimes by yelling "snatch-watch"

Girl 1: That's super cute. You have to wear it!
Girl 2: Fine. But you're on snatch-watch tonight.

by The Occasional Flasher August 10, 2010

watched movies

What you tell your friends to trick them when you are caught sleeping with someone they know, even though it is so blatantly obvious that you slept together. Very futile trick yet the 'perpetrator' is typically convinced of its effectiveness.

Friend 1: I saw that "Insert name here" stayed over last night, was she in your room?

Friend 2: *Thinks so self 'Oh no they caught me I gotta be clever'* Yeah we just watched movies until we both fell asleep
Friend 1: So you slept in the same bed?
Friend 2: Yeah but I swear we only watched movies
Friend 1: Yeah sure man *wink* that's why there's a condom wrapper on the bottom of your bed
Friend 2: WE WATCHED MOVIES I SWEAR

by LoopyEngineer February 3, 2018

Whale Watching

The sport of watching a fatty go from being hideous to gorgeous in the space of 10 pints

Donz "Dim you going whale watching again tonight?"
Dim "Enough talk lads Kim is giving me the eye" downs pint number 6
Veitch "wahheyy enjoy the whale watching"
Jack "Don't forget the harpoon"

by MegRoe October 19, 2018

Bird watching

Code for sexual activities. Sounds innocent but not.

Me and bob are going Bird watching at his house.

by Bawston69 July 9, 2020

come over to watch LOTR

It is casual invite for sex. If a girl says "sure I'll come over and watch LOTR trilogy with you" she's into you and wants to have sex!

Girl 1:"he called me over to watch LOTR....I mean he knows right!?"

Girl 2:"Girl, I tell you! We all know saying yes to "come over to watch LOTR" means you wanna smash, but nerds are stupid oblivious....YOU have to make a move on HIM..."

by urbumwarrior69420 June 22, 2025