by CaptainArseface May 05, 2007
by Nadia February 03, 2005
Quite an unstable operating system. Crashes basically every time you run it, even after a clean installation, especially when you're busy using Microsoft Word or such programs. Frequently presents a blue screen of death for no reason whatsoever.
"Windows 98 crashed again."
by relaxed May 27, 2003
Noun: The most craptastically amazing Operating System ever to come since Windows 7 Build 7600. Supposubly build by Apple in an agreement that Microsoft will stop with the Laptop Hunter ads that mock Apple's high prices. The kernel is based off of the HP7 (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows) source and those little brown poppy things in that expanding bag in your microwave.
Verb: Windows doesn't eat! Get a brain already!
Synonyms: Windows BA, Windows Ocho, Windows Beast, This Thingy On The Screen, Windows Lepard, WinGNOME, Micro-Apple-Soft-Dows-Ux-Pard, Windows *
Verb: Windows doesn't eat! Get a brain already!
Synonyms: Windows BA, Windows Ocho, Windows Beast, This Thingy On The Screen, Windows Lepard, WinGNOME, Micro-Apple-Soft-Dows-Ux-Pard, Windows *
"What are you using?"
"A computer"
"With what?"
"A Mouse"
"What's this thingy on the screen?"
"A Pixel"
"For the love of Michael Jackson what is that operating system!"
"Windows 8"
Incorrect Verb Usage: "Why is Windows Vista (Build 6002) afraid of Windows 7 (Build 7600)? Because Windows 7, 8, 95.
"A computer"
"With what?"
"A Mouse"
"What's this thingy on the screen?"
"A Pixel"
"For the love of Michael Jackson what is that operating system!"
"Windows 8"
Incorrect Verb Usage: "Why is Windows Vista (Build 6002) afraid of Windows 7 (Build 7600)? Because Windows 7, 8, 95.
by Phoenix2573 August 03, 2009
a retard in a car thats having a fit and their tongue is flapping about so it looks as though they are gonna lick the window.
by lizzy January 24, 2005
A computer operating system by Microsoft to be released in October 2012. Its layout is similar to that of Windows Phone 7 for the reason that Windows 8 is expected to be used mostly on touch screens and tablets. And even if you don't have either of those, Windows 8 has a desktop mode which looks exactly like that of Windows 7 except there's no Start Button, much to the dismay of Windows fanatics. Windows 8 will be released alongside Windows Phone 8 and Microsoft Surface tablets.
by Hmail July 18, 2012
A Magic version of Microsoft Windows...
why is it magic!?!
It's blue and green GUI magically zapped up after Apple Computer. launched 'Aqua'
This vesion of Microsoft Windows is user friendly... basically because when it fucks up .. a lot of blue is in your face.
The only way your ever gona get the cunt to work is get 2GHz P4 / 1GB ram and fucking no internet connection what so ever!
As a Windows user for 6years and a Windows XP user for a year and a half.. in all my heart I can say...
GET A FUCKING MACINTOSH
why is it magic!?!
It's blue and green GUI magically zapped up after Apple Computer. launched 'Aqua'
This vesion of Microsoft Windows is user friendly... basically because when it fucks up .. a lot of blue is in your face.
The only way your ever gona get the cunt to work is get 2GHz P4 / 1GB ram and fucking no internet connection what so ever!
As a Windows user for 6years and a Windows XP user for a year and a half.. in all my heart I can say...
GET A FUCKING MACINTOSH
by the1bigboy March 23, 2005