Definitions by the1bigboy
apple
Apple:
company behind:
Apple Macintosh (1984+)
iMac (1999?)
Mac Mini (2005)
iPod (2001)
iSight
iSync
iTunes
iCal
Mac OS X (10)
System 7,6 ect
company behind:
Apple Macintosh (1984+)
iMac (1999?)
Mac Mini (2005)
iPod (2001)
iSight
iSync
iTunes
iCal
Mac OS X (10)
System 7,6 ect
apple by the1bigboy March 22, 2005
Mac Mini
Mac mini is a lost-cost 'update' to any one running Microsoft Windows.
Priced around £330 (40GB) this is the best way to get away from the x86 system to a PPC system.
Ships with:
Apple Mac OS X 'Panther' (10.3.x)
iLife
1 Firewire port (eg: for iPod)
2 USB ports (Keybord, mouse)
1 ethernet port (broadband modem)
1 DUC port (URRRGGG,,, DEE DA DE DA.. KAKAKA...)
1 CD-RW/DVD drive
Priced around £330 (40GB) this is the best way to get away from the x86 system to a PPC system.
Ships with:
Apple Mac OS X 'Panther' (10.3.x)
iLife
1 Firewire port (eg: for iPod)
2 USB ports (Keybord, mouse)
1 ethernet port (broadband modem)
1 DUC port (URRRGGG,,, DEE DA DE DA.. KAKAKA...)
1 CD-RW/DVD drive
Mac Mini by the1bigboy March 22, 2005
windows XP
A Magic version of Microsoft Windows...
why is it magic!?!
It's blue and green GUI magically zapped up after Apple Computer. launched 'Aqua'
This vesion of Microsoft Windows is user friendly... basically because when it fucks up .. a lot of blue is in your face.
The only way your ever gona get the cunt to work is get 2GHz P4 / 1GB ram and fucking no internet connection what so ever!
As a Windows user for 6years and a Windows XP user for a year and a half.. in all my heart I can say...
GET A FUCKING MACINTOSH
why is it magic!?!
It's blue and green GUI magically zapped up after Apple Computer. launched 'Aqua'
This vesion of Microsoft Windows is user friendly... basically because when it fucks up .. a lot of blue is in your face.
The only way your ever gona get the cunt to work is get 2GHz P4 / 1GB ram and fucking no internet connection what so ever!
As a Windows user for 6years and a Windows XP user for a year and a half.. in all my heart I can say...
GET A FUCKING MACINTOSH
windows XP by the1bigboy March 22, 2005
metro
Belfast city's 'new' bus service (at time of write)
nothing new, all they did was fuck up bus numbers, paint the buses pink and call it after a stright gay guy.
Most bus drivers are still cunts
nothing new, all they did was fuck up bus numbers, paint the buses pink and call it after a stright gay guy.
Most bus drivers are still cunts
metro by the1bigboy March 22, 2005
Longhorn
The update to Windows XP/2000.
Seems like a good version of windows, until you see the roadmap... Microsoft plan to launch a SP... shows how much faith they have in Windows.
The 2 main problems we meet with longhorn
1) Its gona get so many virus'... your fucked
2) you will need a new computer to run it, because todays 'mid-range' PCs arnt powerfull enough to run it.
Seems like a good version of windows, until you see the roadmap... Microsoft plan to launch a SP... shows how much faith they have in Windows.
The 2 main problems we meet with longhorn
1) Its gona get so many virus'... your fucked
2) you will need a new computer to run it, because todays 'mid-range' PCs arnt powerfull enough to run it.
Longhorn by the1bigboy March 22, 2005
hippies
A group of people which listen to Rock music and its variants.
They mostly wear black and are found around Belfast city hall, mostly during Saturday and summer months.
'Hippies' are enemies with 'Spides'
They mostly wear black and are found around Belfast city hall, mostly during Saturday and summer months.
'Hippies' are enemies with 'Spides'
hippies by the1bigboy January 18, 2005