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why'd you leave the keys apon the table

The result of your best friend waking up after a bad drinking night and what he asks you before slapping you across the mouth
"Hey bro, why'd you leave the keys apon the table?" "Wha..." *SLAP*
by zidredz October 20, 2010
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The incidence of increasing monthly cell phone charges resulting from daylight savings time ending
The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt": its dark out at 5pm, my phone is free at night, its dark at night, therefore my phone must be in night time free minute mode at 5pm, not true says my $250 cell bill)
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keis

a person with a cock so big that it has been in everyone's mothers. can make people cum on Command
your mom knows keis
by Unknown Greek god November 22, 2021
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Sex Key

The answer key to what turns you on
Hmu with you're sex key so I can give you a good time
by Therealqueenofhoes September 3, 2016
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Key roller

The key roller is big and bad. He is head of the table in your social circle and is the master of rolling a fat cigar.
Me: " Damo what are you doing "
Damo: "Lads look at me, I'm the key roller check out this ciggah"
by BBDF63 July 29, 2021
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keys

means the same as “kys” but you would say it to not get banned on social media (comments on a post normally)
*someone hating on a celebrity on an instagram post*

(reply) keys
by henrywonders December 10, 2024
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