Turtle Strategy

When your hooking up with a girl and you don’t relax when you kiss and go too hard 😈

Example: Nikita Fishman does the turtle strategy too much!

Turtle Strategy by stacy moiseyeva June 5, 2020

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Turtle Penis

When you get out of a pool and your penis is so small it looks like a turtle penis!

That dude just got out of that pool, I bet he has a turtle penis.

Turtle Penis by GAYturtleSEX July 8, 2020

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Related Words

turtle • turtle head • Turtleneck • turtle necking • turtled • turtle shells • turtledove • turtleing • turtle dick • turtle fuck

turtle-head

Turtle-Head is when you are holding in a turd for so long you can feel the poop poking out of your butt like how a turtle pokes its head of of its shell.

"oh no" john said to himself during the meeting, "I can feel the turtle-head!"

turtle-head by Keanu CHEESE July 18, 2020

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Turtle Wank

So you're a man having a big dump and you're turtle heading. It's at this point that you use the poo poking out of your ass to rub your g spot in your anus and climax that way. It will require strong glutes and anus control to do this like a pro but that is a turtle wank

Dude, i had a turtle wank last night

Turtle Wank by WolfofWankage July 28, 2020