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Stand-up Philosopher

A Comedian; a stand-up comedian, as described in Mel Brook's 'History of the World Part 1.'
B. Arthur "Occupation?"

Comicus: "Stand-up Philosopher"

B Arthur: "What?"

Comicus: "A Stan-up up Philosopher!; I coalesce the vapor of human experience into a viable and logical comprehension."

B Arthur: "Oh! A Bullshit Artist!?!!"
by HapaRy May 26, 2009
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stalkah

Similar to stalker or creeper, but with a ghetto twist.

Someone who stalks or creeps on other people, usually because he or she doesn't have much of a life.
Ilana just creeps on people on Facebook all day, she is such a Stalkah!
by Shabbos Buddy October 26, 2009
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at stake

When your survival is at stake, pleasure and pain will be strong motivators.
by Roxanne Lu December 10, 2013
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Starr's Mill

The school where the rich kids go. Where all the pretty girls are from. Where seeing teenagers driving 50000 dollar cars is common. Where movies are being shot at kids houses. Where they drive golf carts around. Where they all make names for themselves.
"That girl is driving a porche!" "She must go to Starr's Mill"
by letsmakeitawkward October 9, 2011
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Going Stag

Going single to a big event, like a dance, party, wedding, etc.
No one asked me to the prom, so I guess I'll be going stag.
by Cj123456789 September 4, 2012
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Stasia

The one and only greatest girlfriend in the world. Stasia is a person who is always there for anyone that's in need of anything. Stasia is by far beyond perfection and her big heart is only parralled by her gorgeous dimpled smile and her stunning beauty.
"My girlfriend is honestly the best, man."
"Yea, she's a total Stasia for sure!"
by Antzz31 December 30, 2012
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Stalinium

Sloped, depleted, glued, bent, twisted, consumed, and shitted out by Stalin himself and whacked together with a hammer and sealed with vodka metal, that is capable of bouncing any and all tank shells from 1939-1951
Jesus dude the russian bias is so stronk. This Stalinium is inpenetrable!
by Stalin himself September 12, 2017
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