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Hoop ride 

Another name for a car that is beat up and old. Same as hootie, bucket or beater.
I just put $10 worth of gas in the hoop ride, so I'm going to come by and scoop you around 6.
Hoop ride by BK crook December 17, 2018

let's ride Batman 

a phrase used when leaving which is meant to inform those you are taking home of your departure
Andy: "Am I taking you home?"
Randy: "Yeah, I need a ride."
Andy: "Alright, let's ride Batman."

Saskatchewan Log Ride 

A sex act, in which a sizable turd is fitted over the penis, to act as an extension. The feces-enhanced phallus is then used to penetrate a vagina, preferably resulting in severe infections.
Sally is such a freak! She let me give her a Saskatchewan log ride last night!

Letting the Stroke Ride 

When your taking her to poundtown, and you go so hard that you can't leave the motion of fornication.
Chase: Yo we got fucked up at that party, even Ben was slaying pussy.

Gavin: Yeah, I was Letting the Stroke Ride on some bitch and gave her scoliosis.

Magic Carpet Ride

Also known as a trifecta, a magic carpet ride is when a person takes a bong hit, followed by a bee sting and then finally an opiate.
"John won't be able to make the party tonight, because he took one too many Magic Carpet Rides."

moustache ride 

cunnilingus performed by a male
Jeff gave Sarah the best moustache ride she'd ever had!
moustache ride by Pimpinaintathang January 28, 2011