Clam Punch

When a chick comes up to you and thrusts her exposed genetalia forcefully (such as a punch) into your facial region.

I told her the sandwhich she made for me was nasty, so she came at my face with a clam punch.

by Rävën - Stormrage server U.S. December 29, 2011

toley puncher

A Scottish term for a homosexual man who enjoys inserting his clenched fist into the anus of another homosexual man. "Toley" is a Scottish term for faeces.

Homosexual man 1: "Are you a toley puncher?"
Homosexual man 2: "I sure am."
Homosexual man 1: "My rectum currently contains a large mass of toley. Would you like to punch it?"
Homosexual man 2: "I sure would. Would you like me to wear a boxing glove?"

by giardiaman November 3, 2013

donkie punch

A donkie punch is when you are fucking a girl in the ass, when you get close to ejaculating you punch her in the back of the head so her asshole clenches, making the orgasm feel much better.

I donkie punched the fuck out of your mum last night.

by Stoodyy November 10, 2015

zero to punch

The act of going from completely flaccid to masturbating furiously. Usually accompanied by "in five seconds."
Also used to express admiration towards something or someone.

As seen on asciiartfarts.com

1: "Dude, the Modern Warfare 3 trailer made me go zero to punch!"
2: "What? Call of Duty fucking sucks."

1: "Every time I walk by that chick over there I want to go zero to punch. Right here, right now."

1: "Urban Dictionary makes me go zero to punch in five seconds."

by Sabul October 21, 2011

punchy-face

A "game" in which the participants get stumbling drunk and proceed to punch thier "friends" in the face. This is thought to be part of some bizzare mating ritual invented and habitually played mostly by Juvats. This behavior usually degenerates into tummy sticks, naked steamrolling, and/or butt darts.

I don't like hanging out with Juvats. They're always playing punchy-face.

by Any Panton April 27, 2009

Frances Punch

A sexual act shared between a man and woman. When oral copulation is occurring and the male is about to climax the female simply gives a quick, firm and hard punch straight to the balls. Similar to a donkey punch but given by the female. Proper execution of the Frances Punch involves a slight upper cut so the male doesn't see it coming.

"Oh Baby I'm about to Cum"
Insert a qucik uppercut punch to the balls and the Frances Punch is complete.

by Frances Punch March 21, 2007

Punch

Having pussy for lunch. The word is a portmanteau of pussy and lunch.

Lisa invited me over for punch.

by thoughts_and_prayers July 17, 2019