punchy-face 

A "game" in which the participants get stumbling drunk and proceed to punch thier "friends" in the face. This is thought to be part of some bizzare mating ritual invented and habitually played mostly by Juvats. This behavior usually degenerates into tummy sticks, naked steamrolling, and/or butt darts.

I don't like hanging out with Juvats. They're always playing punchy-face.

punchy-face by Any Panton April 27, 2009

Punchy Facey 

A game where two players take turns punching each other in the face until one player gives up (or is knocked out).

Punchy facey is a game best played with someone you dislike intensely.

The key to winning a game of punchy facey is taking the first turn!

I really don't like you Bill - how about a game of punchy facey..... I go first!

Punchy Facey by DarkPassenger May 29, 2010

Punch face 

The ring of punch found around a kids mouth after mass consumption of fruit punch. Though typically found in shades of red it can also be found in green, orange, purple, and blue. Punch face is usually accompanied by cookie crumbs, childhood obesity and an impoverished single mother.

Jake: " Hey bro that kids face is sunburned around his lips."

Brandon: " Nah man see the cookie crumbs on his shirt? He's dealing with chronic punch face."

Punch face by The amazing Brando May 8, 2014

Punch Face 

(Adjective)

A reference to the type of face adorning someone who you want/need to punch in the face, with or without justification.

I'm so sick of my fucking boss. He has a serious punch face.

Punch Face by on the way out February 4, 2010

Punch Face 

A face that immediately makes the person seem like a complete tool and makes you want to punch it.

Cathy: Fuck, I hate him

Me: Yea, he really has a punch face

Punch Face by hisrealnamestartswithaC June 10, 2010

punch face dick 

First getting punched in the face and then immediately getting dick slapped in the face with a penis, usually violently. It may be for pleasure or for pain, depending on circumstance.

It also may be used to arouse a crowd or special someone during the heat of the moment in any arena.

"Mary, if you don't listen to me, you're gonna get punch face dicked."

"I wanna get punch face dick drunk tonight!"

"Your actions deserve a punch face dick for what you did."

"I'm gonna punch face dick you so hard tonight you sexy bitch."

(song building)"Punch face dick! Punch face dick! Punch face dick! Take it in the face if you don't like that shit!"

punch face dick by Emily Thorne January 18, 2012

Punch Face 

a face that makes you have the urge to want to punch it. most of the time a face that is scrunched up as if they just sucked on a lemon and is ugly, unsightly, generally hard to look at.

Dude that chick over there has a punch face. Its all scrunched up and hard to look at. i feel the overwhelming urge to punch her in the face.

Punch Face by man interrupted January 6, 2012