Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned

The ninth circle of friend-zoned, your friend is so not into you and yet has so much respect for you that they want their kids to marry yours. I doubt that there is any way out of this zone.

Person 1: my crush just told me that when she has kids she wants them to marry mine, what does that even mean??

Person 2: bro you've totally been Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned, you might as well just move on

by anonymous December 2, 2021

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Fandom parent

A person which has gotten another one to be engaged on a specific internet comunity.

"Carlos was Fred's fandom parent for fnaf".

by Mogaku December 19, 2021

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Seesaw parenting

When one spouse is working the other parent is in charge of all things parenting:cooking, cleaning, diapers, taking them to school, packing their snacks and lunch, etc. then after a set period of time, the other parent takes over to switch roles.

Yeah I’m not sure what happens in the mornings and how they get to school…. But I do dinner and bedtime. It’s a bit of seesaw parenting

by jondres February 13, 2022

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Ignorant parent

A person who responsibly teaches a young person to abide by the rules yet breaks rules to fit their criteria.

My ignorant parent made my derby car instead of me to increase the chances that I may win a prize.

by HunkyBeat March 25, 2022

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Cover Parent

A cover parent is someone who likes to say they are a parent and post pictures of their kid but when it comes down to the work they usually let the spouse or someone else do it.

Did you here Becka says shes a good mother but her husband says she’s just a cover parent.

by Itzgrimsley June 8, 2022

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