Pussy lunch

Having pussy for lunch

Fred: I had a pussy lunch

by Fuck dog 37 May 31, 2022

Boy Lunch

When someone, usually a boy, overcomplicate the method to make a simple dish. Often done with unnecessary tools.

Why does he need a flamethrower?
He needs it to cook his Boy Lunch grilled cheese sandwich.

by InfinityRainbow December 5, 2023

Snake Lunch

The lowest state of being a person can attain, far lower than merely becoming 'toast'.

He felt certain that, after the multiple convictions which were looming, the 'leading candidate' would be snake lunch.

by Monkey's Dad November 23, 2023

Lunch box

Prostitute

"God, Sarah is such a lunch box!"

by Ayylmao47323 June 2, 2017

lunch

I looked up the definition of lunch.

1. Food with no chance of ass.

2. Food with no need for a penis.
3. A time when a desperate man has no chance of success and has taken the time the girl has given him for possible grabbing and reduced his chance to 0.

Alternatives for lunch.
1. Waste of time
2. Waste of money
3. A time a man is an embarrassment to his gender.

4. Self cock block

Guy: "Hey I got lunch with that Amazon girl"
Friend: "Ha, ha. Self cock block. Pitiful."

by Ch11 July 25, 2014

bathroom lunch

The act of feeding your partners butt with your butt.

Jerry gave Jon a bathroom lunch today.

by Guyblow321 February 17, 2020

hot lunch

The stuff you pay for at school or potentially the grossest fucking thing people do during sex ever. Holy fucking Jesus Christ!

I can't even explain this in a sentence because hot lunches are gross. That goes for both of the definitions. Man I can't wait to leave hot school lunches behind!

by #MissNobody February 16, 2017