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locker-flocker 

People who stand in front of your locker while talking/texting/kissing/sitting/etc. These people are extremely impolite, and have no inclination of moving and give you access to your belongings.
Dude, did you get the chem book? No man! I couldn't get past the locker-flockers to get it!

Derek Von Keil did not mind school, except for the impolite OMGrs and locker-flocker's.
locker-flocker by fuegoagua April 8, 2010
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land-locked 

being in a situation, especially one of a social nature, that is difficult and seemingly impossible to get out of.
Holly: "Damn, this party is lame. I so wanna leave here like right now, but I don't wanna be rude to Kristin either, she's still a great friend. Ugghhhh.... I just KNEW we should have planned an exit strategy, huh?"

Jenn: "For sure, especially since the bash that Terri's having would be WAY more off the chimney no doubt. It sure sucks to be land-locked like this!"
land-locked by Holly August 15, 2006

Tittie Lockdown 

Tittie Lockdown is the situation that takes place when you can no longer control yourself because the bitches are controlling you with their tittie powers.
Marc: Yo i've been trying to tell that bitch off for so long.

Andy: Why haven't you?

Marc: Bitch got me on Tittie Lockdown.
Tittie Lockdown by Marc519 December 7, 2009

bro code lockdown

It’s a form of trust that you cannot break or you will be hated forever with no trust over everything with your best friends (You do a pinky swear and touch your middle fingers)
Kayden - “I just lost my virginity”
Will - “Bro code lockdown?”

lip-locked 

(v.) When someone does something so unattractive that your vagina (labia majora) literally sews itself up
I was lip-locked after his hot, stinky breath made its way into my nostrils.
lip-locked by Madame Lillian December 7, 2019

John Locke

1. A charachter in the tv series lost that is one kickass guy. Part woodsman, part mystical sage, part fighter (suck it charlie) and 100% dude. Even though season two makes him a little sissy bitch, you know he's gonna kick it old skool soon.

2. A philosopher who believed in tabula rasa (clean slate) and anti authority. It is believed from a lot of strong evidence, that this man did not kick so much ass while saying wise things as his namesake tv charachter.
1. John Locke after being told that red shirt people always die in star trek missions : "Sounds like a piss poor captain."

2. "Every man has a property in his own person. This nobody has a right to, but himself."
John Locke by FrebAbberline May 30, 2006