Jess

A woman from the west coast who hates time travel but loves pickles.

There was a sale on pickles yesterday, but Jess refuses to

by BirthdayCat January 26, 2021

Jesse Mandella

super cool and epic, and hot, with big muscles and lots of money.

Oh man, I need a hot muscular man in my life, if only I had a, "Jesse Mandella".

by Merxylol June 13, 2022

Jess

Jess is a definition for 'rude person' in which intends to bully people and give them a hard time.

Oh my its another Jess! Run!!!

by ihavecock2384 November 23, 2023

Jesse and Carla

the most awsomest girls in the whole fricken world!!!

usually people refer to them as 'the goumnopings'

Person 1: Gee i feel like i'm a Jesse and Carla today

Person 2: You would never be a Jesse and Carla

by Goumnopings August 25, 2010

Jesse

a god amongst men who will rise to power overruling the Fortnite kids and becoming one of them in the process of exterminating them where he will then parish and kick God out of heaven and become the new god in power.

man that guy is definitely gonna be a Jesse when he grows up

by Y.O.U.R. bestfriend March 30, 2021

Jesse

a No Game having faggot that gets friendzoned all the time, jesse is a story teller.. he likes to puff his chest out when in reality hes a complete pussy

yo jesse is a chester , lol

lmao.. i already knew that he made out with a freshman

by The 13 rules January 11, 2020

jesse

jesse is the best friend everyone wants. he is quiet and dark and has good taste in music. he will listen and be a shoulder to cry on, but is also funny as hell. he might be shy at first but has the kindest soul. he always has the best advice and will always be there for you. if you happen to have a jesse in your life never let them go.

jesse will always be there for you no matter what.

by kiebrooke November 29, 2021