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Hockeyneck

Hair on the lower, back part of the neck that has not been trimmed adequately.
When one goes to the barber he will automatically get his hockeyneck trimmed.
by LanDONN October 10, 2007
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Hooker Hoofers

Shoes most commonly worn by strippers, ho's and other "ladies of the evening." Always high-heeled, usually shiny and vinyl this exciting footware is for the most discriminately trashy wearer. Most often hooker hoofers are cheap versions of those famous fuck me pumps.
"Girl, when workin' the pole your legs look fine wearing your hooker hoofers"
by busybusybusybusy May 23, 2009
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Hooker Snack

Something that a married man has between bouts with the wife, usually when the husband isn't getting any
"Man, I had the best hooker snack of my life last night."
"You might want to get yourself checked out."
by JacksonStorm February 22, 2010
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hooker power hour

the set time that a hooker should set aside to eat. Most cases this doesn't happen because they spent their money on cocaine or heroine. A hooker power hour is normally characterized by fighting other hookers for money by using homemade weapons like sharpened tampon tubes, used condoms tied into a whip, or AIDS.... (Awesome Indestructible Dildo Shield). By using these weapons the "Queen hooker" or the hooker that wins gets to own the street corner and services the most customers. This then repeats the cycle of competition from other hookers and drug withdrawl.
The police know when to intervene when a hooker's power hour has gotten a little too out of control.

When the school whores wanted to fight each other, everyone circled around and yelled, "Hooker Power Hour!"
by clo1229 May 18, 2010
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hooker bump

inhaling substances off someone's long finger nail when no other substance accesory is available
Becky, with her long acrylic nail, spooned the substance out and offered Bob her pinky nail to inhale. She asked "want a hooker bump?"
by Dick Lea May 10, 2011
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Hooker Pants

Having pants of a hookerish nature.
Jen got a pair of new hooker pants. She looks mighty hookerish.
by Popsp24 September 8, 2011
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Hooker Taint

The moldy residue that builds up on your penis after having unprotected sex with several prostitutes. If not properly cleaned right away it has been scientifically proven to develop new strands of bacteria that modern medicine is unable to cure or properly treat.
Person A: Hey bro, what did you put on my toast?
Person B: I rubbed my dick on it, it's hooker taint.
Person A: Wow, I can't believe it's not butter!
by HolyToiletWater July 19, 2012
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