fucked-up-ness

verb. (fŭked-up'-nis)

Carelessness, foolishness, recklessness or stupidity.

ORIGIN: Fucked-up-ness is made up from the word "fuck ups"

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 4, 2009

You are Fucked

This means that you are screwed.

Henry, you are fucked if you show this to John.

by California Dictionary December 10, 2016

monkey fucked

When you have a thought, then something totally ridiculous happens, and you COMPLETELY loose that thought. You were just monkey fucked.

You are sitting at a bar talking about some stupid bullshit, and then a car out side EXPLODES:

Person 1: Yeah man, so I was on my way to...
Car: BOOOOOOM!!
Person 2: Holy shit! ...What were you saying?
Person 1:... I have no idea.
Person 2: You been monkey fucked, fool.

by Crouching Monkey Hidden Anus July 9, 2009

Bum Fucked Egypt

Some arbitrary, far away place.

Note: It should be "Bum Fuck, Egypt", not "Bum Fucked Egypt".

My package is taking forever to get here. They must have sent it through Bum Fuck, Egypt

by Barkeep July 27, 2004

55 Fucked

The phenomenon of a prestige gamer, usually in the Call of Duty Series, being shamed in defeat to a level of embarrassment previously unachieved, by a gamer who has chosen to remain as a non-prestige gamer.

"Oh Man, I only just got my gold cross, so I went to show it off in TDM last night and got totally 55 Fucked. Man, I'm so embarrassed, I just going to go play with my small weiner"

by DaMaxta March 1, 2009

the dog fucked me

The opposite of Fucking the Dog. When you work your ass off and you never seem to get ahead.

Dude, The dog fucked me hardcore today, and i even stayed overtime.

by Sn0tr0cket January 1, 2008

fucklechuck

A chucklefuck in reverse. May have a Star Trek parallel universe-style evil goatee beard.

That chap over there is SUCH a fucklechuck!

by The Ape Rape Consortium August 17, 2004