Eat a Mango

Smoke a blunt, do edibles

I ate a real juicy mango last night
Me and Kyle are gonna eat a mango later

by BigSmokeSmallToke January 25, 2020

Eat a sandwich

Something skinny people get told far too often

I'm a tad underweight, so I'm always told to eat a sandwich

by Spaghettinoodleghost May 12, 2021

Eat it or fuck it

A type of would you rather where someone gives one noun and everyone else has to choose whether they would eat it or fuck it.

Blue waffle. Eat it or fuck it?

by jagans October 4, 2011

eating lemons

Hockey slang for when a player can't score in a shoot out

"I get the feeling I'm gonna get good at eating lemons this season."
-"What's your record so far?"
"2 for 14...."
-"Yupp, enjoy those lemons!"

by Dangler19 October 6, 2013

Eating a bat

Ruining, destroying and fucking up everything.

A: I’m gonna blindly invest in stocks
B: Man, you are eating a bat

by MrDrProfessorUsername March 28, 2020

Eat the apple

When someone do something so bad and unforgivable that make him go to hell.

Oh this dude killed his dog, he eat the Apple

by Atchu chya April 13, 2020

eating hole

Most commonly refers to the mouth where food is put when being eaten.

Can also apply to the anus or vagina which can be "eaten out" and are holes.

"Shut up and put that food in your eating hole!"

"I've eaten out of her eating hole before and it was nasty"

"In order to infinitely consume the solar anus, she worshiped his eating hole"

by AbcdefgfedcbA February 14, 2008