Eat a dick

When someone makes jest of you and your response is in desperation.

Playa 1: Yo, ur pants so tight, your back pockets overlap.

You: Fuck you man, eat a dick.

by Zero Shitz Given May 4, 2020

Eating Abo's

Someone who performs the act of eating aborted foetuses

Not to be confused with eating the natives of Australia

Hey Gideon, your breath smell like death, have you been eating abo's

by Tixmax July 30, 2020

Eat a sandwich

Something skinny people get told far too often

I'm a tad underweight, so I'm always told to eat a sandwich

by Spaghettinoodleghost May 12, 2021

Hartlepool Eats

A mint takeaway and restaurant delivery app with the best discounts and the most exclusive takeaways. Full of discounts and better takeaways.

Chardonnay: Shall we get Chinese on Just Eat?
Dean: Nah, order with Hartlepool Eats mate, they’ve got more Chinese takeaways than Just Eat
Chardonnay: Good point, it’s always cheaper too

by JWileburger November 24, 2021

eating hole

Most commonly refers to the mouth where food is put when being eaten.

Can also apply to the anus or vagina which can be "eaten out" and are holes.

"Shut up and put that food in your eating hole!"

"I've eaten out of her eating hole before and it was nasty"

"In order to infinitely consume the solar anus, she worshiped his eating hole"

by AbcdefgfedcbA February 14, 2008

Eat the apple

When someone do something so bad and unforgivable that make him go to hell.

Oh this dude killed his dog, he eat the Apple

by Atchu chya April 13, 2020

Eating Cheetos

The act of rounding up all the homeless people of the neighborhood, sedating them with free booze, and then chopping off and consuming their genitals. Usually done for sexual pleasure.

That guy Ed went to jail for Eating Cheetos, but at least nobody hassled me for spare change today.

by Chester Cheetah February 9, 2007