Used by white 21-39-year-old DIY Blokes who have strived in life to build a canopy for the back of their 4x4 (Must be a Hilux or Ranger). Construction must be of aluminum and consist of over-the-top engineering which is sure to be useless in its first engagement with an Australian 4x4 Track. Bonus points if the vehicle is on stock suspension but the canopy has cost 20k+ and their multiple relationships to build.
"That Bloke Conrad, he loves to build his canopy but he is a bit of a Custom Made Canopy (COC) man"
"I have a custom-made canopy. No way I was paying a professional to do something I could do in 12-18 Months. No my wife didn't leave me, I left her"
"Yes my 5-month-old died from starvation, but I was working on my canopy the whole week"
"I have a custom-made canopy. No way I was paying a professional to do something I could do in 12-18 Months. No my wife didn't leave me, I left her"
"Yes my 5-month-old died from starvation, but I was working on my canopy the whole week"
by 12HT4Lyfe October 31, 2023
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Private 1: I signed up to shoot shit. Why the hell am I raking sand?
Private 2: Get used to it, kid. You're a combat custodian now. Attack the ground aggressively!!!
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*sees parent*
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Ted: "Aren't you sore?"
Mike: "Nah, my bush cush softened the blows."
Ted: "Gross."
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Ted: "Gross."
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