Crank stick

A more fun and better way to say you’re masturbating as a male

“What are you going to do when you get home JP?” “I’m probably going to crank stick at least four times, gotta blow off some steam”

by Thedon123447 July 17, 2024

Cranking

The act of masturbating inside a car that is misfiring or running rough after disconnecting a spark plug wire or coil pack. The person is typically turned on by the vibrating nature of the vehicle then proceeds to rub one out till he runs out of gas or blows his load on the windshield.

I loaned my car to my brother in-law Doug and he brought it back with it running rough with the check engine light on. I asked him what happen? He said oh I forgot to tell you I had a little too much to drink last night and had some fun cranking in your car!

by Gabe Oytoucher September 28, 2023

Crankin the Rusty Wrench

A no lube hand job that lasts over ~60mins

This chick tried to tear my Johnson off my body last night I don’t think that there was any moisture between her paws and my member

“Bro you are trying to tell me she is crankin the rusty wrench”

by JJJETPLANE42069 November 2, 2023

Crank

To “crank” is mostly used as a synonym to the word “play.” Mostly used for video games or games in general

John: let’s crank some Fortnite
Friend 1: crank? You suck at Fortnite you’re not cranking shit.

John: oh, yeah? That’s not what your mom said.

Friend 2: oooo0000OOOOO

by Maijaluxe December 30, 2023

Crank Cave

The room (bedroom commonly) of a lonely, depressed, young adult male who masturbates aggressively and often.

Jack is off to the Crank Cave again.

by PervertedPatrickStar69 January 21, 2024

crank that skrong

getting progressively and extremely high; preferably with friends

yo bro you really cranked that skrong!

when you crank that skrong and go nonverbal

by renmare February 6, 2024

Cranker

A person who is addicted to methamphetamines or crack, high, and aggressively masturbates to porn for unusually long periods.

Has a Meth and Porn addiction.

Comes from: Crack + Wanker = Cranker.

Gerald's not just a meth-head - he's a bloody Cranker! Get's high and jerks off to porn all day - disgusting.

by Aunty Dot November 18, 2023