Crank Cave

The room (bedroom commonly) of a lonely, depressed, young adult male who masturbates aggressively and often.
Jack is off to the Crank Cave again.
by PervertedPatrickStar69 January 21, 2024
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Arkansas Windmill

The act of having intercourse with a midget and you pick her up and twist her full body on your dick in a circular motion.
I gave that girl Wendy an Arkansas Windmill last night.
by PervertedPatrickStar69 January 21, 2024
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