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Definitions by PervertedPatrickStar69

Crank Cave 

The room (bedroom commonly) of a lonely, depressed, young adult male who masturbates aggressively and often.
Jack is off to the Crank Cave again.

Arkansas Windmill 

The act of having intercourse with a midget and you pick her up and twist her full body on your dick in a circular motion.
I gave that girl Wendy an Arkansas Windmill last night.