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Cool Ranched 

Similar to a "Dirty Sanchez" this is when a man takes his finger and slides it between his thigh and nut sack, then applies the film to someone's upper lip, which has a smell similar to Cool Ranch Doritos.

The smell intensifies as the day grows hotter...
Harrison: Man, it's pretty fucking hot out today!
Odell: Yea, someone is getting Cool Ranched fo sho.
Harrison: Cool Ranched?
Odell: (performs the devious act on Harrison)
Harrison: Ugh! Sick dude!...yet it does smell like Cool Ranch Doritos! BONUS!
Cool Ranched by teh eXodus June 30, 2009
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cool points 

measuring stick used to rank a person on popularity, points can be gained or lost depending on what you do.
when you trip UP the stairs, you lose mega cool points!!
cool points by Will-I-Am April 2, 2005
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cool boots 

adj. The state of something being very cool and agreeable.
Hanging out with those hippies certainly was cool boots for the time being but their cult-like tendencies really freaked me out.
cool boots by Kaworu June 30, 2004

Cool story bro 

When someone tells you something and you simply don't care.
Person 1: Man, I don't feel like living anymore. My grandpa died yesterday.

Person 2: Cool story bro.
Cool story bro by Thatbrodude August 3, 2016

Cool Hand Luke Job 

Receiving a hand job while watching the film Cool Hand Luke.
-Dude how was movie night with Janelle?
--It was sweet, especially when I got a Cool Hand Luke Job!
Never needs an introduction. Life of the party. He leads everyone follows. Guys want to be him while their girls try to be with him. The bad boy. The one mom warned you about. The heartbreaker. The backdoor man. The best of most.
Hey Mr Cool Guy, is it still 16 to 60? Nope it’s 19 to 90.
Cool guy by Shanranae August 20, 2018

Cool Beans 

Although known to say something amazing and cool it can also be put in sarcasm use.
Hey I hooked up with your ex last night!!

Cool Beans COOOLLL
Cool Beans by zombieblazer September 17, 2010