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Belly Bumper 

A belly bumper is a person who is unmotivated, lazy and/or lacks any sense of completion. A person who possesses this type of behavior can partake in said belly bumping activities.

A belly bump is also the clear act of two belly bumpers uniting!
That guy just belly bumped his way through work today!

Did you see those guys have an old fashioned belly bump.

He’s nothing but a belly bumper.
Belly Bumper by Mowing Money January 3, 2020
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Dork Bumps 

The odd sensation you get when you see or hear someone that says or does something extremely awkward or embarrassing. The sensation comes on in a fashion similar to the onset of goose bumps, hence the name. Also known as retard tingles.
When we were in high school, based on a loophole, we all took chorus for credit in our senior year. The teachers were so upset that when we took advantage of this never-used loophole that they punished us by making us do group voice lessons. At the lessons, each one of us had to sing multiple notes, by ourselves, in front of the rest of the group. Watching a bunch of hockey/football players do this was as awkward as it gets. Needless to say, everyone listening got dork bumps.
Dork Bumps by blunas December 20, 2010

Coochie bumping

When two lesbians rub their clits together to bring themselves to orgasm
I’m totally coochie bumping with lia tonight
Coochie bumping by Chef Navi June 30, 2018

Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bumper Pack 

The complete discography of Biffy Clyro, including previously unreleased material, comes with some hefty condoms so you can be buttfucked or buttfuck someone whilst the albums play in the background, help me captain of, your crippled asshole.
Hey Dan, I've just bought the Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bumper Pack, so you better bend over and prepare to have your hole wrecked.

bumper bitch 

A bumper bitch is the stupid ass mother fucker who gets in the smallest fender bender accident ever on the busiest street in existence, yet proceeds to leave the vehicle parked in the middle of the goddamn road in complete ignorance or in hopes of several thousand cars behind him slamming on their brakes trying to avoid a catastrophic pile-up.
I just got out of the ICU having broken my neck from rolling my mother fucking car while trying to avoid the goddamn bumper bitch hanging out in the middle of the freeway. Next time I see a bumper bitch, I'll slap that fucker's face from my driver's seat as he stares at me in bewilderment with his head through my windshield.
bumper bitch by Mad Mick! May 30, 2016

bumpfire 

Verb/

Bumpfire, or bump firing*, is a technique used with semi-automatic firearms to replicate full-automatic fire, using the recoil and weight of the firearm to engage the trigger. This technique can be used with any semi-automatic firearm by affixing the trigger with a stationary object and pulling the handguard forward to fire a round.

Bump fire stocks, an aftermarket product which replaces the pistol-grip furniture of a rifle to accommodate bump firing, have recently come under scrutiny with their involvement in the Las Vegas massacre, although previously available for many years in the US.

Bump fire is viewed by many enthusiasts as a novelty, ineffective for combat or self-defense due to the uncertainty of the technique and inaccuracy of sustained rates of fire.
Johnny: I want to learn how to bumpfire my Ar-15

Bill: I'm calling the FBI
bumpfire by 🐺 February 24, 2018