The Blanguage

The blood language. Spoken by replacing every possible letter “C” with a letter “B”.

The Blanguage examples:

Why u buggin bousin?
Yoooo that was a brazy touchdown by Bam Newton!

Im bout to go bool it with my nigga Barlos

by theboyyyyyyyyyyyy October 11, 2017

mr blackshaw

Mr Blackshaw was the old Helensvale State High School principal. Absolute legend. Ditched us for some other school so cannot decide if we love him or hate him. CEO of ‘Be More Dog’.

Student - “where’d Mr Blackshaw move to?”
Teacher - “Hong Kong or something”

by Ex HSHS student January 14, 2019

broken bloomer

A broken bloomer is a person whose been broken a lot of times and has real trust issues. A broken bloomer has a hard time in life and would die for people who wouldn’t care at all. The broken bloomer dreams of bright futures but has a hard time believing in them. Always wears a fake smile around people but is broken inside and it’s often seen on them.

Person 1: Hey you know that guy over there he seems a little weird often?
Person 2: Can’t you see he’s obviously a broken bloomer.
Person 1: What’s a broken bloomer?
Person 2: A broken bloomer is a broken person who wants people to be happy but really can’t be happy themselves and loves people that don’t care.
Person 1: Damn that’s hard.

by A real broken bloomer November 20, 2019

Instant Blowie

When you perform an action or say something that causes those around you to compulsively perform oral sex upon you.

Dude 1: Hey I just won that League of Legends tournament.
Dude 2: Woah bro that's sick.
Dude 1: Yeah bro, I got an instant blowie too.

by BigFloppa December 19, 2020

The Italian Blessing

The Italian Blessing refers to the typically massive/ awesome size of an Italian man's penis.

Holy f*cking sh*t! Look at Luca Bertulessi's penis! He's definitely got The Italian Blessing.

by MintySucc October 25, 2016

red pill blues

Feeling sad, down, or depressed because of having knowledge about something.

The red pill represents "knowledge, freedom and the (sometimes painful) truth of reality" so you can sometimes get the blues (sadness) from it.

The opposite of ignorance is bliss.

Person 1: Hey why you so down in the dumps lately?
Person 2: Just learned some more about the world, just the red pill blues I guess.

by Chester612 December 2, 2017

with guns blazing

If you do something, especially argue, with guns blazing, you do it with a lot of force and energy:

I went into the meeting with guns blazing, determined not to let him win.

by Soheilstar December 14, 2017