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BATTER MIXING = when a male and a female of a certain age (commonly mid 30s) who are friends, get together on MSN or other communication devices and spend a large amount of time and laughter on bitching about other people in a nasty yet humorous fashion. sometimes seen as a precursor to cupcaking....
bob... what the fuck are them 2 tards on tonight?
wendy. ... im not sure but they appear to be batter mixing like theres no tomorrow...
by zamber December 9, 2008
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Batter-Nazi

Individual who, when baking cookies or brownies, refuses to allow you to lick the batter at any time in the process.
"Janet, you bitch, stop being a batter-nazi and let me lick the spoon!"
by Catboy and the Universe December 20, 2009
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Batten Disease

A rare fatal autosomal recessive neurodegenerative disorder that begins in childhood, it is caused by mutation of the CLN3 gene.

Early symptoms of the disorder usually appear around ages 4-10, with gradual onset of vision problems, or seizures. Early signs may be subtle personality and behavior changes, slow learning or regression, repetitive speech or echolalia, clumsiness, or stumbling. There may be slowing head growth in the infantile form, poor circulation in lower extremities (legs and feet), decreased body fat and muscle mass, curvature of the spine, hyperventilation and/or breath-holding spells, teeth grinding, and constipation.

Over time, affected children suffer mental impairment, worsening seizures, and progressive loss of sight, speech and motor skills. Eventually, children with Batten disease become blind, bedridden, and demented. Batten Disease is a life limiting disease, life expectancy varies depending on the type or variation.

It normally affects very young children of ages like 4-6, but has been known to affect older people as well, Kufs affects adults and symptoms normally start in the 30's.

The prognosis is about 5-7 years and there is currently no cure.
Person 1: My son was just diagnosed with Batten Disease, the doctors say he has 5-7 years left and his condition will rapidly deteriorate.

Person 2: I'm so sorry, I can't imagine how horrible it would be for your child to have that disease.
by Ze Anonymous October 24, 2009
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battery hunt

A situation where a young lady is out of new batteries for her sex toy(s) and dosen't remember this fact until she begins masterbating. Hence the efuriating, impatient hunt for batteries begins (remotes, old cameras, junk drawer, travel curling iron, garage, radios, flashlights, etc.). If no batteries are found, hunt is then considered a failure and the night is ruined. She might remember to buy batteries next trip to the store but probably not.

If a woman is quickly searching for batteries with you in the store..."Why do you need batteries?"
"Because I need some that's why!!!!"
She's probably on a batter hunt. Get out of her way.
"I had to go on a fucking battery hunt for 20 minutes last night before I finally stole my roommate's remote."

"I hate it when my dad asks me why I need batteries while I'm on the battery hunt. NONE OF DAMN YOUR BUSINESS DAD!"

"What do you need D batteries for? I never buy those"
"I know neither do I but I need them for my vibrator. I'm tired of battery hunting and I haven't filed my nails lately."
by cupcakesheri February 4, 2010
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Battery

The multi sex version of skiing performed by either man or woman on one of each sex.
One hand fiddling with a woman's bits whilst the other pleasuring a man thus causing a positive/negative effect.
My friends asked me to go skiing this weekend I had to refuse as Mr & Mrs Pilchard were coming over for a battery session.
by *****ALP***** March 9, 2018
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brownie batter

A derogatory term for african american semen. Mostly used in porn.
Guy 1: "Dude, look at this chicks face!"
Guy2: "Aw man! Covered in brownie batter!"
by SpitYouInTheEyeLightBulb June 1, 2014
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AA batteries

A cute ship name of two soulmates with names that start with A. They are a lovely couple and they will be together forever and ever. Everyone thinks they are adorable and the most perfect couple!
Ashlyn: hey aiden, everyone loves how we are dating. just like how i love you 😘

Aiden: yes babe i know and i love you too cutie!😍 AA batteries for life!
by lovebugforlife14 March 2, 2021
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