Baeden 

Baeden is a very tall, sexy, randy unintelligent man who doesn't pull very good chicks. Other than that Baeden is very cool.

"omg Baeden is soo hott"

Baeden by mcmuffin69 November 23, 2011

i'd hit it, with a baseball bat. 

The oposite of I'd hit it. Used in a way that calls the other person ugly. See: I'd never hit it even if I was forced to

i'd hit it, with a baseball bat. in action

Nick: Hey Matt you know Rebecca?

Matt: Yeah, I'd hit it.

Nick: Ewww, shes nasty what the fuck is wrong with you?

Matt: With a baseball bat.

Nick: Ohhhh, haha me too.

Matt: Yeah, I'd never hit it even if I was forced to.

i'd hit it, with a baseball bat. by A perv on urban dictionare July 24, 2009

BASEketball 

"Listen pig-fucker, can I call you pig-fucker?"
"No, only my friends can call me pig-fucker."

It's Baseball... it's Basketball... it's Baseketball!

BASEketball by JOKa August 25, 2003

38th Base 

when you anally masturbate with something such as a frozen hot dog, light bulb, beer bottle, popsicle, etc.. and it gets stuck in your butt and you have to go to the hospital to get it removed which leaves you with an awesome x-ray picture for the fridge

hey dude, i heard you got to 38th base last night..?

hell yeah, i've got the x-ray to prove it.

38th Base by ~*~Toast~*~ July 1, 2008

3rd base 

3rd Base is getting either a Hand Job, Fingering or Oral Sex. Can also be used as foreplay before sex or just a Sexual activity without having to actually have full Sexual Intercourse

"hey .. whats third base actualy feel like?"
"It feels like warm apple pie..."
-American Pie

3rd base by Cosnett April 6, 2005

21st base 

When one thinks it would be funny if they jacked off while playing blackjack. Everyone else in the semicircle must take your sweating, shaking, and grunting as a sign of having a bad hand.

Gambler: What's that guy's problem?
Other Gambler: Either he just stayed with eight, or he's just hit 21st base.

21st base by Compulsive Gambler July 16, 2010

69th base 

The nirvana of sex. One gains entry into this spritual place after giving sixty-nine different girls a 69er.

"Dude, what's 69th base?!" - Dominik
"That's where I got last night biatch!" - Ramesh

69th base by Rameshdogg September 18, 2008