ass-car
What happens when you move the hyphen one spot to the right when saying "Man, that is a sweet-ass car."
ass-car by AlguienOtro April 8, 2009
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Ass Card
A cue-card size piece of paper or thin cardboard with the word "ASS" written on it. When one person acts like an ass to another, the ass-ee can give the card to the ass-er as a means of letting the person know that they crossed a line and are just acting like an ass. Generally seen as a peaceful alternative to punching someone in the arm for being an ass. This comes in handy in places where punching is considered inappropriate, such as the workplace, dinner with the in-laws, and church.
A: Hey dude, your mom's cute.
B: Dude, that's weird.
A: Seriously man, she's so hot I'd TOTALLY do her.
B: *Hands ass card over* You crossed a line.
B: Dude, that's weird.
A: Seriously man, she's so hot I'd TOTALLY do her.
B: *Hands ass card over* You crossed a line.
Ass Card by JoePackage August 20, 2010
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Ass limp
Happens when a person is so fat that their ass weight actually puts so much strain in their legs that they have to limp. They usually don't even realize this.
Ass limp by Alexandra Jones June 14, 2009
Ass Fupa
Typically a woman whose ass is large enough to form a bulge or lump that resembles a fat upper pubic area
Dude, her ass fupa is so heavy and disgusting that last night the force was such that when we were done fucking, I walked away with my pubic bone crushed and my dick missing.
Ass Fupa by The Assistant Regional Janitor December 21, 2010
ass pickle
Ass Pickle is an insult used to call someone something similar to a piece of shit. However, it gets the mind thinking as it combines the words together and is therefore more funny.
ass pickle by Takuban November 3, 2006