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Window-licking

Window shopping, derived from french "léche-vitrines" in French, literally "window-licking".
We did some window-licking at Tiffany's, Salvator Fergamo, and Burberry.
by Tiboluka November 2, 2008
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Windows 7

The new operating system devised by Microsoft to get people to stop bitching about windows vista by giving them something else to bitch about.
Common issue:
Vista user: I can't believe it it looked fine on my computer!
xp user: well now it's a bunch of symbols! Try sending it to me windows 95 word doc?

New Issue:
windows 7 user: I can't believe it looks fine on your computer...
xp user: what?
windows 7 user: are you sure font 12 doesn't look like font 35?
by windowsftw December 2, 2009
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Windows 7

Windows 7 is Microsoft's newest version of the Windows operating system. Like most versions of Windows, it assumes that users are completely braindead and cannot perform basic operations without a stupid warning dialogue box popping up. No eye candy can hide Windows' crappiness. Choose Windows XP, Mac OS X or Linux instead!
User: *clicks on a non-Microsoft application*

Windows 7: *pops up a dialogue box* Are you sure you want this program to run and access information from your computer?

User: *chucks computer out of the window*
by elephanzee January 17, 2010
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Windows

Ok, to all the noobs who say Windows is crap. Fuck you. There are many reasons why windows isn't crap.

1) I've used Windows for 6 years and never once did I get this constant error crap and it DOES WORK!!!!!
2) If you think only Clippy is annoying, then fucking change it! Even a 5 year old can figure that out.
3) Why don't YOU try getting a copy of a good game for Macintosh!?
4) All those Windows simulators on the web are funny but FUCKING FALSE!!!! No, Bill Gates doesn't send you mail. You know how many crap he gets on Outlook every day? 4 million at least.
5) So some of the programs suck. INSTALL NEW ONES, GODDAMNIT!
6) Blue screen errors only happen if it is REALLY serious. Not when you just open the C: drive and then boom. Blue screen. That shit is a damn lie that only assholes believe.

And finally...

7) DOS sucks.

And that's my two cents on Windows.
N00b: Dude, I just got Windows and it sucks. I keep getting blue screens.
Guy: No you don't.
N00b: Uh...yes I do fuck you lololololol.
Guy: So suggest a better one.
N00b: Uh...um...DOS?
Guy: Die, bitch.

*Guy shoots noob with a rocket launcher repeatedly*
by Anti-Noob patrol April 20, 2006
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windowsaurus

An endagered subspieces of human kind who still use Windows as their choice of operating system.
- Did you see John, he should've gotten Linux or Mac years ago.
- What a windowsaurus.
by seebbix April 6, 2010
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Windowcondomphobia

The fear of having a condom shot through your car window while stopped at a red light.
"Dude, one time I was at a red light and a condom came flying through my window. Ever since then I had Windowcondomphobia.
by WalrusFace:3 July 15, 2011
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Windows

An operating system unable to take any abuse by the user and crashes about 5 months after the computer is bought and internet has been surfed.
My windows is so slow
by huggybear4sh August 3, 2007
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