twat scallops

infected razor bumps

the bitch had twat scallops from hell or a scalloped clam

twat scallops by scallopman February 20, 2009

Twat Swatter 

A woman who stops another woman from getting laid.

woman is talking to man, going to get laid.
womans friend tells her friend not to give AIDS to man, man walks away.womans friend is a Twat Swatter.

Twat Swatter by lucky biych September 13, 2009

Twat Walloper 

Someone who you dislike, such as a douchebag. Good for any comeback.

Douchebag: Oh man, I'm so good I am surronded by hot chicks.
Normal human: Shut up twat walloper.

Twat Walloper by Flash Magee November 15, 2009

Twat swat 

when one girl does not allow another girl to get laid. (Feminime form of cock-block.)

I tried to sex Jill but Janice was being a twat swat.

Twat swat by DSRC November 20, 2009

Twat Swater 

When a guy blocks a guy from having sex they are called a cock blocker but when a girl blocks/ stops another girl from having sex they are called a twat swater.

Shauna: Hey heard you finally got into Tristans pants last night, Congrats!

Kayla: Almost but Lexy came in totally wasted and totally ruined it. She's such a twat swater!

Shauna: Bummer!

Kayla: Yeah

Twat Swater by K-Katastrophe January 10, 2011

Twat Gun 

When a person's index and middle fingers are pointed outward, the thumb raised and the rest of the hand is balled into a fist, and the index and middle fingers are inserted into a vagina, it is known as a Twat Gun.

He formed his hand in the shape of a twat gun and inserted his fingers into her pussy.

Twat Gun by Dregyn August 15, 2011

Twat Tax

When you owe an ex boyfriend or friend money, but they've treated you so badly that it now counts as a tax and you never have pay them back.

Your boyfriend lends you money for a flight, but then you find out he's been sleeping with other women ..... Dump him and tell him about twat tax.

Twat Tax by MissB. October 10, 2013