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Toast Face

The face created after on eats toast at a very enjoyable and rapid speed. Looks like this:

:3

You can do it at home! Simply press colon. Then press three. Now you're toast facing! Use it for toast time!

Star scream.
"i cant believe its not butter! omnonmnonmom! :3! (MAKES TOAST FACE)" - Starscream

"You've failed me for the last time. AGAIN!" - Megatron

"I hate this family! I wish i WAS NEVER BORN! meheheheheheheawww D : " - Star scream

"PRIIIIIIIIME!"
by COCK JOKE3231 June 1, 2009
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Toaster

Any person who claims to be of the opposite gender, identifies with a non-binary gender, or is not a cis male or female.
Example 1:
Ryan: "Damn, that girl is one hell of a toaster!"
Tom: "Is she even a girl?"

Example 2:
Ryan: "If we get to choose any gender can I be a toaster?"
by BlueSmoke60 November 5, 2017
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toastielicious

toe-stee-'lish-us - adj.
A term that describes the perfect amount of toastie-ness applied to a bagel or other breading device. Most often used in office cubicle environments as a "light start" to a Friday morning.
"MMMMmmmm, this bagel is toastielicious!"

"Ouch, I scraped the roof of my mouth on this toastielicious breading device!"
by mcDre September 16, 2008
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toast

"You going to see Sarah DJ in the City on Saturday?"
"Toast."
by ttly January 6, 2008
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toastalated

To be burnt beyond a crisp;
or turned partially into ashes
Dude looks like you toastalated your toast
by Shane Noonan January 11, 2008
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Toasted Loins

1. When a person has no second thoughts about performing an awkward social action, where the normal person would have to psych himself up for the experiance.

2. When a person does the same, but with a physically painful or difficult action, again with no forethought or mental preperation.

3. In simpler terms "Toasted Loins" is often used in place of "Badass". Not entirely correct as "toasted loins" is more a result of extreme social training, or in the physical aspect, being kinda thick.

4. Meaning comes from the idea that if your balls are all hot you get reckless an antsy. If you toasted them (omg ow) therefore, you would do anything.
1. "wooah, Rob just went up to that guy and laid him out straight. Did you see that?! He's got toasted loins, man."

2. "Man, punch that wall."
*punch*
"holy hell man, you'r loins are toasted!"

3. (INCORRECT USEAGE) "He just beat up that guy, he's so cool, his loins are toasty!"
by BigBadBad March 22, 2009
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Toast

" Shall we go now?"
" Toast."
by klebb March 2, 2009
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