blind kudos

When you scroll through strava and just give kudos without even checking out their actual activity.

Jack: hey have you been running lately?
Jane: havent you been kudo’ing my strava?

Jack: oh. I’ve just blind kudos when I scroll through Strava. I actually don’t know if it’s a run or what activity you’re doing.

by Mom4running March 26, 2024

colour blind test

stop, this isn't a browser >:(

if you want a colour blind test use Google Chrome

by CarlosTheTurtle September 4, 2021

Blind Poster

Someone who's bored af on the urban dictionary and just posts random stuff to contribute to the massive community of useless definitions. Most likely a procrastinator

I'm bored as BALLS rn, so imma be a Blind Poster and post something on the urban dictionary

by bearlmfao December 11, 2023

Running a blind red

Run a red light without checking the surrounding to make sure it's safe to run a red light and causing a crash.

That man was an idiot for running a blind red and because of that the bus driver and kids are now six feet under.

by Logplayer0205 February 1, 2023

Butt Blind

The phenomenon when a person becomes completely unaware of plumber’s cracks, due to being exposed to so many.

Mark didn’t even bat an eye when his co-worked bent over, he was butt blind.

by flybotworld March 7, 2025

blind begger

Two elderly blind cockney women suck and licking one penis, when without warning you remove said penis and crack their heads together causing them to beg for a ambulance whilst licking each other's boxes

Oi Dave I gave Ross' mum and aunt a blind begger last night. His nan only came in and starting licking their boxes

by Truckie April 19, 2018

EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT

NO WORDS NEEDED USING THIS CARD IS BLINDING TO THE OPPONENT

WELL AT LEAST I GOT GOOD SHOULDERS
"EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT"

by greenseqquoiaocean October 23, 2020