table turner

Someone who has so many sex slaves, they fuck every night, and day.

Devin is a table turner.

by Lol Poor Tabke turner September 27, 2017

Table tumor

Being fat with a big belly

Look at joe, he like to eat at the buffet that’s why he’s got a table tumor.

by 6ftIslandgirl December 30, 2017

tableman

A mythical creature that sucks the penises of males whenever they sit at a table.

Woah, are you getting your dick sucked by Tableman?

by tableman69 June 4, 2018

Table

A Table?

Wow is that a table?

by Satans Daddy February 21, 2019

Table broken

To have manners in public. To act with home training. To act like you got some damn sense. To act like you were raised.

That bitch sitting in the chair at a restaurant indian style must not be table broken.

by 1977 blackmagic April 13, 2019

table shark

1: A pet dog or cat that stays near or under the table, kitchen sink, and or kitchen counter while food is being prepared or eaten in the hopes that some will fall and they can eat it.
2: A very skilled gambler with an aggressive play style

That guy at corner of table four is a table shark. They have been winning the majority of the matches they have entered regardless of who they are playing.

by Vanguard 1998 March 17, 2021

Tahleia

Most likely gonna get married to a guy named Detajah

I’m in love with Tahleia

by Elijah the dog August 18, 2021