Thomas

Abv. Tom
A tall white kid who is very confusing but funny. If you're ever feeling down he can usually cheer you up.

Example 1:
Thomas: My name is Thomas. I usually go by Tom but not Toms.
You: What? Haha Tom you're so confusing.
Example 2:
Friend: Literotica!
You: Oh jeez you're such a Tom haha

by That One Female Gamer March 10, 2015

John thomas dye school

A private prep school on a beautiful campus in Bel Air. Excellent academics,sports,visual arts ect. If ever you hear something bad about it from somebody who doesn't go there know this: over 200 kids try to get in each year to a school that only has up to 50 kids in each grade; most likely your source is a little sore about being rejected. the building is modeled after a white/brick stable

for grades k-6

john thomas dye school students are very smart, beautiful,AND pleasent to be around

by watisthis December 24, 2009

Dean Thomas

Sexiest beast alive. Harry Potter's minion. Sex on legs. Cute little fluffy afro.

Dean Thomas hot.

by ArabellaFigg July 9, 2011

French toast

A food that, contrary to popular belief, is not called "toast by the french. It's called lost bread.

Frenchman: Would you like some lost bread?
American: You mean french toast?

by Zach G. December 3, 2003

Toast

a Canadian game played by hockey players usually in the locker room, in which all the players sit around in a circle and jack off onto a piece of toast. The first one to blow his load is burdened with the duty of using the jizz like a spread and eating the piece of toast.

Crosby: Hey guys, no better way to celebrate winning gold than a game of toast. How about my place? Luongo try to keep it in this time.

by Ashlanee April 13, 2010

Toast

Burned out,been up too long,ozoned,fried,out of it,worn to a frazzle,extreemely tired.

Man, I've gotta get to bed, I'm toast.

by wright May 22, 2005

toasted tomato sandwich

quite possibly the most powerfull aphrodesiac known to man, partly because it is so delicious, and partly because it is so easy to make, and partly because it hits the spot when you are high
toast bread
spread mayo on the bread
put tomato slices on bread
add salt to taste
kick ass sandwich

dude, im so gone, lets make like 32 toasted tomato sandwiches!

by the dark wanderer October 13, 2007