Stiff Lippin’

When someone refuses to suck the dick.

Rachel was stiff lippin’ last night so I had to rub one out.

All these thots are stiff lippin’ tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

discord staff

a morbidly obese pedophile that gets butthurt over 4 lines of text and images.

Discord staff will ban anyone who uses a bot command or posts an image in #general.

by random definer person January 25, 2021

stiff

a word used as an adjective. to describe how a penis gets hard during sexual activity.

"OH GOD BEKY!, look at johny's pants...doesn't it look like he's got a stiff?"

by goddess August 17, 2003

Sturf

Stuff, anything(a word that can be used in place of any other word)

WOW, that STURF is awesome!!!

by cockmaster69er May 15, 2005

a.s.p (always stiff penis)

1. a penis so small that it doesn't have the length required to generate hangage, giving the appearance that it is in a state of constant erectness.

2. Unit of measure based on the penis size of Wilco Jancala. One A.S.P is equal to one billionth of an inch.

1) I have to wear special pants so that no one realizes that I'm sporting an a.s.p (always stiff penis).

2) No dude, my dick is at LEAST two asp lengths.

by Wilco Jancala November 9, 2009

staff master

n. A male who masterbates excessively.

That guy looks like a staff master.

by shizer July 28, 2004

Stiff

Orinating in the south. Meaning to be cool or dope. Synomous with the terms: “live”, or “hard”.

Man 1: “Ayyyyyy bro you seen that that drop top bentley coupe that we just passed?”

Man 2: “Hell yea foe that hoe was stiff af”

by TOMMY HILNIGGA April 7, 2019