Definitions by shizer

staff master 

n. A male who masterbates excessively.

That guy looks like a staff master.

staff master by shizer July 28, 2004

cocksleave 

n. A product that is used during sexual interaction. Also known as a condom.

Using a cocksleave should be mandatory.

cocksleave by shizer July 28, 2004

gads 

West Coast of Scotland word for "Duff". i.e. Really bad.

Confused by the fact that "duff" can be used to mean something really good, in a sense of "irony".

"Thats well gads man"
"That birds gads, but the other is well duff"

gads by Shizer August 25, 2003

jobbie

Shite

I need a whopping jobbie

jobbie by Shizer August 25, 2003

tennents

Scottish Alcoholic Beer

This pint of Tennents is pish

tennents by Shizer August 25, 2003

fuckchop 

Someone who serially fucks-up

Ivano Bonnetti is a fuckchop

fuckchop by Shizer August 25, 2003