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Sheep Shocker

The Sheep Shocker is when you're engaged in vaginal sex and as you're about to ejaculate you shock her in the butthole with a taser causing her to shout "baaaa".
I gave Jasmine the sheep shocker last night and she yelled "baaa" so loud it woke up the neighbors.
by wwex June 9, 2014
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Standard shock

The weird mixture of surprise, resentment and anxiety you get when someone mentions having standards that are a lot higher than your own.
“I’m not exactly a great student,” John said.

“Neither am I,” Steven replied. “I feel really average — my GPA is only 3.48!”

John, whose GPA was 2.1, had a standard shock. He didn’t want Steven to think he was a dumbass, and so changed the subject of the conversation.

“How much do you bench?” Andrew asked Ryan.

“Hmm, not much at all. 220 pounds,” Ryan said.

Andrew, who could only lift 160 at best, had a standard shock.

“Yeah, I’m getting there but at the moment I can just do 210,” he replied.
by Brickdictionary118 May 16, 2015
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the shock master

Meme wrestler that wears a sparkling storm trooper helmet
Yo have you seen the shock master on YouTube
by Mememan5647 November 23, 2016
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state shock

A term to define someone who is institutionalized and can not adjust to society after having been incarcerated for a long period of time
Brian is state shocked he killed three people in rush hour traffic
by Anonh1995 February 24, 2017
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President Shock Jock

President Shock Jock - Our president speaks like the shock jocks of the nineties.
Me: Did you hear that our President called some third world countries, shithole countries?
Him: That's President Shock Jock for you! He's like having Howard Stern for President.

Me: Is that good diplomacy?

Him: What do you think?
by Siouxsie Supertramp May 3, 2018
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Shell shocked

When a cold gust of wind hits a man and his penis retreats back into its body, such as a turtle when it gets scared.
“So did you go all the way with Sally?”
“Nah I got shell shocked before I walked in”.
by Lil Lep January 25, 2018
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The shock master

The ruler of the world. He is the shock master. He wears a glittered helmet and crashes through walls.
by x cvb May 9, 2018
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