Social Security

When it's not ran by the government, it's called a Ponzi scheme. When it is ran by the government, it's called Social Security.

Social Security should be abolished, not privatized.

by david smith, jr. July 3, 2009

Secretariat

The winner of the 1973 Triple Crown (The winning of the Kentucky Derby, the Preakness Stakes, and the Belmont Stakes), considered to be one of the greatest racehorses of all time due to his many unbreakable records including the fastest time at the Kentucky Derby and his 31 length win at the Belmont. Also used in reference to a very fast runner who no one can keep with.

Person: Whoa! Slow down Secretariat! I can't keep up!

by Converto March 6, 2012

Secretary

Secretary, also known as Secret-ary. A female employed to sharpen pencils but is not very good at keeping Secrets around the office.

Fat Sharon: Hey - I heard that you blew the boss at the christmas party... Is that true?

Secretary: Yeah I did!

by BeanwebOz June 25, 2008

Secret Best Friend

The person who is basically your best friend. You tell them everything and they tell you everything, but people don't really know you are best friends or don't expect you to be best friends because you are very different from each other.

Person 1: Yeah, that's my best friend, you didn't know?
Person 2: REALLY?! That's so unexpected! He's so well-known! You're...yeah.
Person 1: Yeah, we're secret best friends. People don't really know about our friendship, but we've been best friends for a really long time.

Mahesh is my secret best friend.

by mablenda. March 3, 2011

homeland security

When niggas defend their turf like your mom guarding a sandwich... honkey

Don't touch my fried chicken, I'll get all homeland security on yo ass...

by _ June 3, 2003

secretary

one who works in an office/school who gets all the dirty work dumped on him/her. usually female, in 50s most boring , worst job complete opposite of anyone's real ambition probably worse than janitor cause you have to deal with snot nosed kids like the ones from my school

Student: Mr.Smith(teacher), somebody beat me up (tracks blood down hall)
Mr.Smith: Oh, go to Barbara (school secretary)
Barbara: go to your teacher
Student: But he told me to go to you!

by Mimono December 2, 2010

secret muslim

A person who has spent his life pretending not to be a Muslim, but who secretly is a Muslim and will forcibly convert the United States to Sharia Law after becoming President.

I got a fwdfwdfwd today that said Obama is a secret muslim. I was going to vote for him, but no way am I going to do that now. I'm going to vote for that old dude instead (yeah right).

by Nosredna2009 June 11, 2008