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shatire

A peice of creative writing which was written seriously, but was so shit that it seemed like a purposeful satire. Hence shatire.
Tony wrote a piece of shatire
by Chony Chong November 8, 2008
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shatnav

A satellite navigation system (satnav) that is shit because it has old or bad maps and/or software. It may have addresses missing, tell you to take routes that are no longer possible due to road changes or take so long to recalculate routes that you've already missed the turning.
Sorry I'm late. My shatnav didn't know about the new one way system.
by Papfox March 10, 2009
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shatter persistant

when you are most likely ill and your ails are persistant
shatter persistant; when you absolutely positively must shit on everything in the bathroom
by jaffaw July 21, 2009
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Shatos

a word used to express discontent or displeasure in something.
Oh shatos, the porch monkeys are coming!

Shatos its Mr. Bass, wait does he even have a job?
by tommyfbk February 3, 2010
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Shatez

by lovaaaaaaa August 8, 2010
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Shathing

(Verb) (shay-thing)

The act of laying down in the bathtub with the shower raining down hot water on you while simultaneously closing the drain*. Many touch themselves during this process.

*Whether or not one actually closes the drain is a matter of preference.
I was too tired to stand up when I was showering this morning, so I started shathing.
by n1ckf3d January 12, 2011
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SHATO

Stuff/Shit
Happens
All
Too
Often.

Just a shortened way to express that life isn't perfect and sometimes, crappy moments in life happen a lot.
Joe 1: Hey man sorry about your girlfriend breaking up with you.

Joe 2: Meh, it's no problem. You know how it goes, Shato.

Joe 1: Yeah, I hear ya.
by Donithor August 4, 2013
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