Sammich

A sammich is a sandwich that can only be made my a sorostitute, after being demanded by her fratdaddy.

Or it can be purchased in a plastic lunch box with a juice box at Walmart.

Woman, make me a sammich!

Yeah I picked up a couple sammiches at Walmart.

by pearls&squirrels December 26, 2010

Sammie

The sweetest girl you will ever meet. She is absolutely beautiful and could kill you with her cuteness. She is so lovable and would never hurt anyone. she loves to laugh and can make anyone smile. A friend that you should never lose.

Sammie is so stinkin' AMAZING!

by Hoobuddyhoolabuddyla October 1, 2011

Samm Fischered

A move done in the new Spinter Cell Choas Theory. Where you sneak up behind someone, and pretend to break thier neck or slit thier throat.

You just got Samm Fischered

by andy April 21, 2005

Sammi Poptart

A super fun chick whose famous in her own little world, who is named after an amazing food.

Sammi Poptart is a cherry flavored item.

by Crazy babe March 19, 2009

Samme

A person you cannot trust, they will turn on you the second they get something better. They are the people who think that their friends are first but really they arent

person 1: "oh look Samme got in a fight with Thomas and She is saying it is his fault"
person 2"nope, just a Samme being a Samme."

by Goldenfinches04 April 27, 2020

Pork Chop Sammich

the act of getting a guy to nut with a bj, immediately followed by chopping off the dick and proceeding to eat it.

this douche was pissing me off so i made a pork chop sammich with him in the bedroom.

by twistedtwat April 3, 2011

sammich

A chill sandwhich that your bitch makes you after you bang her, goes nice with a natty

Go to the kitchen and dont come back unless you have a sammich and 2 natties

by sammich420 January 25, 2011