pocket masturbation

The act of rubbing your hard dick through your pants pocket

I was bored in school, so I was doing some pocket masturbation where no one could see me

by RTTHRFYL July 2, 2009

todger pocket

1.vagina, derived from todger meaning penis, and pocket, a place where you put things
2. a pocket where you keep your penis

1. i boned your mom in her todger pocket yesterday
2. these pants come with a built in todger pocket

by deadprez92 December 25, 2006

Todd Packer Situation

When one man dry humps two other men and cums in his pants immediately.

Me and the boys had a Todd Packer Situation going last night.

by Jungle ranch July 7, 2019

Sarah's Pocket Cock

a flaccid, travel-sized dildo, that can be reconstituted with water at your convenience to functional size.

Don't forget to pack Sarah's Pocket Cock!

by hippiechick61 April 29, 2009

Homeless Hot Pocket

A homeless person takes a dump on the sidewalk and another one pees on it and the one that dropped it picks it up and eats it

Hey joe look at those homeless people doin a Homeless Hot Pocket

by redneck101 November 21, 2013

ace in your back pocket

a person/hook up that you have at your convenience and can rely on for sex but aren't very invested in because of lack of emotional attachment. you could ditch them at any point.

It's not like you really gave a shit about Jacob anyway. He was just an ace in your back pocket.

by mindfultourist June 16, 2018

New Delhi Hot Pocket

Similar to the sexual act of the Alabama Hot Pocket, except the recipient is a woman pooping on the streets and then a man approaches her and rapes her with the poop still inside the ass.
Source:
George, Rose. “Open Defecation in India Can Lead to Rape. Now, Women Are Demanding Toilets.” The Huffington Post, TheHuffingtonPost.com, 30 July 2016, www.huffingtonpost.com/rose-george/open-defecation-india_b_7898834.html.

Nabhya was constipated because of the fear of Nathaniel Sawant giving her a New Delhi Hot Pocket while she is vulnerable.

by vanilaBean June 24, 2018