cheddar penguin

When you fuck her so hard with ground up gold fish crackers on your dick that she has to walk like a penguin afterwards.

Wow I can’t believe I just cheddar penguined her.

by 696969699696 February 26, 2018

midget penguin

A person who is so dumb that their singnificence is less than the size of a Normal penguin

SHut you up you goddamn midget penguin

by Jaydee17 May 16, 2018

Club penguin memes

A bunch of cancer

Oof club penguin memes

by Heavyhippooooo June 3, 2018

Chub Penguin

When a man attempts to make his penis erect in a frigid environment but the penis only gets to half mast.

I tried to be the first person to nut on Mt. Everest but instead I had a Chub Penguin

by Boner Forest October 22, 2018

Shitty Penguin

When you have to shit so bad you waddle like a penguin to keep your cheeks clenched to prevent shitting yourself

If you had some bad Taco Bell that isn't sitting right and you do everything in your power to keep from ruining your nice pair of jeans you might wanna try the Shitty Penguin to the mud shack

by ByeFelicia6969 November 2, 2018

Alaskan penguin

when a man puts his ballsack inside a woman's booty during intercourse.

Did you see the recent post about the alaskan penguin sex position? Probably best done with lube if the nutsack is going in her booty.

by Tutorman January 8, 2019

Silly Penguin Again

When there is a certain situation or problem and it’s kinda difficult to solve.... or you just see a penguin at your mansion

Billy: “I can’t escaoe this situation!”
Gardener: “oh it’s that silly penguin again”

by MalachiTheDon February 26, 2019